While we were eating dinner my mom started a conversation about our future.
Oh Audrey, she’s going to be a model, definitely since she’s so cute.
Anna, She’s going to be a doctor because she’s so smart.
Arielle, she’ll be a lawyer since you can argue everything I say, not an artist because they don’t make money until they’re dead.
Allison, oh well Allison isn’t gonna amount to anything because she’s stupid. She can’t even amount to you guys.
I just threw away my food and left the table. Like seriously, what the fuck. I know I’m not the smartest but I’m not a idiot. I love my mom, but her view of me makes me hate her at the same time.
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empreet:
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That awkward moment when the whole world forgets you exist, or thinks you’ve died.
Asian Categorization
filipinafreshh:
melissatorrescomia:
Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops).
Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers.
Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers.
Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers.
Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers.
Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers
OMG. Daniel.
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nnnguyenalice:
Yeah, this already happened…
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